Historio

NOTE: This article has some bias for comedic effect, but all of this is still things that actually happened

Historio is a regular on the server who joined on November 27th, 2020. He is best known for his contributions to the technical ends of the server and the creation of the wiki, besides that he is also a member of Cordis Die who fought in End War III and IV. Despite usually only playing on the weekends he is still one of the wealthier members of the server due to possessing 2 of the 4 dragon eggs and having a decent amount of netherite and obsidian.

Biography
Historio joined TVS on November 27th out of boredom, but just ran around spawn for a bit then logged off. The next day however he felt a compelling force in him as he turned gay for the server, and he rejoined the server with the intent to actually play on it.

Early Days
For about the first week and a half he was only semi-active due to being busy in real life. During this time he lived in a hole in a shattered Savannah that he called Montis Minor. After squatting in a skeleton grinder for an entire weekend he managed to assemble his first set of good armor. On his first day he also sat in a vc with Butteredove for around an hour and talked her ear off about the history of another Minecraft server like the chad he is. He didn't think much of the conversation at the time as he just wanted something to do while going through the survival grind, though Butteredove being the first player he met would play a factor in his allegiances during The Age of Old.

He was put in for a good scare when the player HunnyJar was stood right in front of him at his own base when he tabbed back in from being afk. To his relief the player was friendly and just wanted directions to a nether fortress, so Historio gave him the coords where Hunny would promptly walk off to and die on the way there.

After sucking each others dicks over their builds for a few days Historio asked _Scubas_ if he wanted to join him at a base, Scubas accepted the offer but joined Sanctum, so the next day Historio joined Sanctum as well.

The Wiki
Historio, if his username wasn't a dead giveaway, is a massive history buff. So after squeezing as much info out of Zeragaud as possible he threw together a highly unfinished version of the Wiki and posted it's link in public chat, to which fusion immediately accused it of being an IP grabber, despite it being hosted by a company. Since then he has continued to update and moderate the wiki, and will not hesitate to delete your one sentence article on your dirt house.

Sanctum
Historio joined Sanctum the same day he made the wiki. He would gear up more at the base and meet players like PurpleMyName and Butteredove at the base and had a pretty chill time there. He made a medieval house that never quite saw completion.

After a few days at Sanctum's old base and the old Inpurus base that Butter gave him the coords to, Historio put on his big boy pants and decided to go end raiding, and soon found that Riser massively overstated how much of the end they raided, with only 2 of the 8 or so end cities he visited being raided. For reasons beyond any sane person's understanding he decided to take an escape gateway back to the main island instead of just suiciding back. This would cost him his first gset as he got bed bombed by 420conlos840 before the terrain around him even loaded.

Having an identity crisis in Invicta
Historio was growing more and more distasteful of Riser-Invicta as they continued to spew cringe out everywhere in the chats of the discord. This ultimately lead him to do what all the cool kids were doing at the time and inside Riser. He did this by hopping on his alt, [Redacted], and pretending to be a newfag, in about 2 minutes he was accepted into.. Invicta. This wasn't really the plan but he decided to roll with it and went around doing things for Invicta on his alt while people wondered why Historio hadn't been on for the last 3 days.

The original plan was to rig the entirety of Fort Jackson to explode with TNT minecarts just before End War III, in theory killing basically everyone at the base and hopefully dealing major damage to Riser. He made an oversight in the plan though in that the only faction that hurts Riser is Riser, and between the time that he joined the faction on his alt and the day of End War III, Riser managed to lose most of its members and bases, including Fort Jackson. This lead him to use a variation of the plan where he would lead the Riser members to a room where he had a "secret weapon" and then detonate a fuck ton of TNT minecarts. Though less subtle than the original plan it successfully killed ijent and himself. So at least it took out two Riser gsets.

Accidentally Joining Inpurus
During his time trying to rig fort Jackson to explode Historio was receiving a lot of materials from Butteredove to do the deed, and as more of Inpurus became a part of the operation he eventually asked to be added to the Inpurus discord as an associate for easier communication. He was instead added to a group dm because somehow Inpurus had gone three weeks without making an actual discord server, this meant that he had full access to Inpurus intel and base coords.

fusiongamerMC, the leader of Inpurus wanted to buy an elytra off of Historio for two netherite ingots and 20 diamonds, he accepted the offer. Historio said they could either meet to do the trade at Montis Minor or he could do it at Inpurus' base and get a tour at the same time. Fusion being the lazy fuck he is decided to have a person who is more or less a stranger come to his base to do the trade. After Butteredove gave him a tour of the base he decided he liked the base, as it reminded him of etho's man cave. So he started some projects of his own at the base.

End War III
After making a nice bedroom and storage room for himself Historio remembered that the end war was a thing and that his involvement in sabotaging Riser and been sabotaged. So the day before the fight he began to start panick-preparing a stack and a half of end crystals while the rest of Inpurus worked on getting other materials, which could have gone by quite a bit easier if half the faction didn't go AWOL for the weekend. Despite that they managed to muster of a force of fusion, foxthefool, aimlockin, and Historio. And they traveled to a stronghold where they waited for the end reset.

When the reset did happen fusion went in naked first as a scout and got blown up by the fuck ton of TNT being poured into the end by the Dream stans TimProzz and Goldenmatee. This went on for about two minutes before the TNT finally ran out and they were safe to enter. Historio would spend most of the actual fight camping the end spawn, babysitting _BadCraft_ and his greatest act of benevolence, blowing up Purple on accident while he was in a netherite gset. Once the dragon was close to death he rushed to the middle along with everyone else to try and get the egg, though Zera ended up snatching it.

For some reason he continued to fight against the Crusaders and Conlos despite the lack of a real objective and teammates with armor. Due to the nature of him being shit at crystal PvP and fighting a 3v1 he took the tactic of running away with enderpearls while trying to crystal them sometimes. Eventually he grew tired of the fighting and tried to exit the end, and as he was falling into the portal he got crystalled to death, but fusion managed to save some of the stuff in his inventory.

Coming into the fight he had a self made gset, and came out with Riser ZSRF armor, Purple's helmet, and for some reason TimProzz's sword, meaning he almost broke even in the end fight except for his elytra he brought in.

Post War
After the fight Snusk opened the donation system and Historio donated as fast as him forgetting his ZIP code would let him, making him TVS's first ever donor. He spent an evening arguing with jabler and made the resolution to quarantine the aussie's autism by ignoring him from then on. After the intensity of the end war he has decided to work on more relaxing projects for the next few weeks since blowing up band kids in a block game doesn't really get you into the Christmas spirit. However, Zeragaud decided to vibe check him by putting the dragon eggs up for sale, a level of clout he couldn't resist.

Purchasing the 3rd Degg
After Sanctum caught wind of the eggs going up for sale they began grinding for materials to purchase them. Purple used his god tier business skills to purchase the 2nd degg, which Zera didn't care that much more, for 29 deadbushes. The 1st degg was way too expensive to realistically buy, but the 3rd degg was at a reasonable price of two stacks of sponge, 15 wither skulls, and a netherite block. So Historio spent the next two days grinding for hours on end despite most of Sanctum dropping out of the grind, except Purple love u bb.

Fusion, Historio's basemate in Inpurus, also decided to go for purchasing the 3rd degg. He was bidding a shulker of end crystals and a bunch of other shit. Seeing how poor Fusion was just a week ago during End War III, Historio immediately called bullshit, saying the screenshots were either fabricated or something fishy was going on.

His suspicions were confirmed when Purple came forward to Sanctum that Fusion had been duping and hiding some stashes under their base. Historio was now super pissed due to the threat of his block game clout being stolen by someone who was gonna purchase it with duped items. And he was also upset that he was about to lose more friends due to thinking they could get away with duping. This caused Historio to threaten to tell Snusk about the duping if Fusion didn't pull out of the trade. He never knew if Fusion would have accepted this or not as when he woke up the next morning the staff had caught him anyways, and he was permabanned on the spot.

With no one blocking the path now he went through with Purple and bought the 2nd and 3rd dragon eggs off of Zeragaud. The 3rd degg is still rests in Historio's echest today.

Going Sort of Solo for a Bit
After Tallarn got griefed Historio ended up creating a private base that only his close friends on the server would know of, though the only people who came to the base often were Earth2Brandon and Shroomnite. The base had ambitious plans but progress was slow due to there being only three people working on it. During this time he farmed a massive arsenal of obsidian for a planned gold farm which ended up coming in handy later. During this time he dropped out of the politics and major events of the server in favor of a more quiet life.

This would not last though as shortly after the fall of Rapture his base would fall as well. The fall of this private base is quite controversial as there is an insane amount of evidence of the griefer having used ESP, finding stashes and rooms that would only have been findable by uprooting everything within a 1000 block radius of the base. The griefer was never caught though but the blatant use of ESP was what led Snusk to add logging plugins to prevent something like this happening again.

After the grief of the base he rejoined with the rest of the newly merged Inpurus and Cordis Die at their new base: Uniontown.

Cordis Die
Historio arrived at Uniontown in mid-January about a week after it was founded. He was shocked at how many people lived at the base, having never seen such a populated base on the server before. When the announcement of the next end war came around he along with ijent used his arsenal of obsidian to make the server's first overworld pigman XP farm to boost gset production. Historio wouldn't be on for most of the prep work for the end war though due to it happening during finals week for him.

He was able to show up for the end fight though and he along with 9 other Cordis Die members fought in the battle. Historio's plan of "very fast" worked and Cordis Die won, with him collecting the Dragon Egg.

Uniontown would fall the day after the fight though due to an incident on his private server that you can read more about on the Cordis Die article. He along with everyone except Foxthefool moved to their new base, Fortniteville/Cordishire.

Currently Historio is mostly helping with faction management in Cordis Die and making a big tower thing at Cordishire.